Welcome, darlings!!! So glad you could join us. Please take note of the lovely pink decor, our homage to the Tackiest Bride of all, Trista. Isn't the pink WONDERFUL??? And darlings, please do not adjust your screen to eliminate the blinking. There are plenty more blinkies to come! After all, what would a tribute to tackiness be without one of the most annoying bio additions to ever be conceived? The blinkie!
Allow us to introduce ourselves, though we need no introduction. We are Hotcha and *ChaCha*, the Fabulous Fashionistas of the Knot. We have take it upon ourselves to provide this public service to our fellow Knotties. We have hunted high and low, and with the help of some very special friends, are now able to present to you, our dear Knotties, the most fascinating and frightening collection of the spectacularly ugly, the truly tasteless and the "What the hell were they thinking?"
Please, do not come crying to us if you see something of yours here. We do not mean to embarrass you - we do not name names or reveal our sources. Unless you claim responsibility for your disaster, no one will know you have committed a sin against good taste and you can quietly sweep your misfortune under the proverbial carpet. Most faces have been obscured to protect the innocent and the not so innocent. We can do no more than that, as it is imperative that other brides learn from the faux pas of their predecessors. If we can save just one bride from such a social gaffe, we have done our job.
We, however, would be remiss if we did not give credit where credit is due. All of this would not be possible if not for the tireless dedication to tackiness shouldered by one Knottie..... 2Cool4U. She is our source, our inspiration, our mentor. She was the one that brought the idea to the boards and showed us the way. This bio is dedicated to her.
Without further adieu, we bid to welcome.... welcome ladies, to the....